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goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me












ratchetmessreturns:

What and What?


vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

(via liquorsexandtattoos)



black-m3rmaid:

femininenectar:

Man, I promise, she’s so self conscious
She has no idea what she’s doing in college
That major that she majored in don’t make no money
But she won’t drop out, her parents will look at her funny

the first verse speaks to me on so many levels

(via youngpisces)